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toddcoward69:

Video Game : please choose your hair.

Available hairstyles :UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, ugly but it fits your character, UGLY.

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grimeclown:
“ roksyk:
“ remindish:
“I can’t believe my friend became a meme.
”
Hell yeah, dude.
”
yall cant tell the difference between a “meme” and the butt of a joke huh
”

grimeclown:

roksyk:

remindish:

I can’t believe my friend became a meme.

Hell yeah, dude.

yall cant tell the difference between a “meme” and the butt of a joke huh

13 hours ago + 40503 notes
smitethepatriarchy:
“ fuck-customers:
“I present to you, literally my favorite yelp review at the SmartPet I used to work at.
It’s called CLOSING for a reason people
”
The person who locked the doors in their faces is my hero.
”

smitethepatriarchy:

fuck-customers:

I present to you, literally my favorite yelp review at the SmartPet I used to work at.
It’s called CLOSING for a reason people

The person who locked the doors in their faces is my hero.

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zandorv:

captainsnoop:

thalassarche:

orson-bigdaddy-krennic:

shamblingshitpickle:

PSA: journalists aren’t supposed to put names in the headlines if the person isn’t a public figure. It’s not a matter of maliciously not giving credit

^^^as a journalist, this is something that bothers me ALL THE TIME

A friend of mine on Twitter explained this the other day, so to elaborate based on what she said: If the name is not instantly recognizable the way a public figure is, then putting the name in the headline isn’t going to bring about any sort of recognition or connection in the reader, and doesn’t do much to draw the reader into the story. But something like “local teen” does create a connection by tying the person into the community, and encourages the reader to learn more about what this local teen has done. The name will be in the article itself, after the headline has done its job at getting the reader to look into it.

It’s worth noting too that usually, according to the Inverted Pyramid writing style used for journalism where the most important information is shared first, the person’s name is usually in the first sentence of the first paragraph.

Whenever I see someone get up at arms over a headline that says “Local Teen” and the first comment is “SAY THEIR NAME” I’m always like “hey, thanks for telling every journalist present that you don’t read articles and just skim headlines.” Really makes us feel appreciated.

I think this Onion headline illustrates the point pretty well


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bruitist:

One of these images is of a woman’s breasts in tight-fitting athletic clothing. The other is vacuum-sealed fruit.

If you’re unsure which is which, you should probably stop drawing female superheroes.

13 hours ago + 146850 notes
persitentmanlyagitation:
“ c-orgiis:
“ catwithbenefits:
“ benepla:
“ bumblebeebats:
“” ”
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ”
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apple-a-la-mode:

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please please buy the portal franchise if you haven’t ever played either or both. they’re dirt ass cheap and so so so fucking good.

13 hours ago + 21638 notes

daughterhood:

Me trying to connect seretonin molecules to my neurotransmitters

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evnw:
“ rpdrfanboy:
“FUCK
”
Wow I hate this
”

evnw:

rpdrfanboy:

FUCK

Wow I hate this

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